Question: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: His teacher said it was a piece a cake!
(The teacher meant that the homework is easy. Silly boy!)
Question: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Answer: Eleven! (Most people answer 26, but count
the letters in "the alphabet": t - h - e - a - l - p - h - a - b - e - t)
Question: Which month has 28 days?
Answer: All of them!
(Not just February.)
Question: When is a car not a car?
Answer: When it turns into a parking lot.
("Turn into" means to change or become.)
Question: What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?
(Your father-in-law's child must be your spouse and
your spouse's mother-in-law
is your mother.)
Question: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Question: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday,
stay two days, and ride out again on Friday?
Answer: His horse is named "Friday"!
Question: If you drop a yellow hat into the red sea,
what does it become?
Question: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches but a jailer watches cells!