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Jokes for Learning English

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Learn English vocabulary quickly and easily by reading and listening to these English jokes. You can laugh and learn at the same time!

You can enjoy learning English by practicing the following FOUR steps:
1. Listen to each joke below carefully. Try to understand as much as you can. You do NOT have to understand all of it, but you must understand about 90%. A comprehension rate of 90% would be very, very good! If necessary, listen to the joke three or four times.

2. On the last try, do your best to imitate the words exactly as you hear them. If you can, keep up with the speed of the teacher. With practice, you will start repeating at the same speed as a native English speaker!

3. As you listen and try to repeat, as clearly as you can, VISUALIZE the situation you are hearing about. If you can visualize clearly, then you will start to remember everything that you learn.

4. Finally, repeat the whole story but this time, use the right amount of energy. Try to FEEL like you are speaking English with a native English teacher from New York!

This is the L.I.V.E. method of learning English, developed by Teacher Joe during the past 25 years of teaching English in Japan, China, Saudi Arabia, as well as on the Internet. If you Listen often, Imitate what you hear, Visualize the situation as if it is real, and finally add Emotion or Energy, then you will not be studying English. You will L.I.V.E. English!

A Talking Frog
Learn to speak with
this story about nature.

The Last Ticket
Learn English about travelling.

A Business Loan
Learn business English

A Big Decision
A joke about a family issue

100 Penguins
Learn English vocabulary with this joke

Supermarket Encounter
Read about special meeting...

Do you deserve it?
Learn a joke about a fight

Return my horse!
Learn a joke with a surprise ending

A Wife's Duty
A funny joke...

A Good Teacher
Learn vocabulary from
this joke.

Chemistry Class
Learn scientific English

Improve Your Memory!
A funny story

Just One Copy
Learn a joke about business

Heavenly Golf
Learn some funny, crazy English

The Butcher and the Lawyer
Learn more business English

Gray Hairs
Learn a joke about a child

Three Rooms in Hell
A joke about making a choice

A Science Lecture
Learn English about a speech

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