: English Joke 46 Return my horse!
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rode into town and stopped at a cowboy for a drink. Unfortunately, saloon always had the locals of a habit picking on . When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been strangers . He went back into the bar, stolen handily his flipped into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and gun into the fired a shot . "Which one of you ceiling stole my horse?!?!?" he sidewinders with surprising yelled . No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse forcefulness back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I ain't in Texas! And dun what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals I don't like to have to do shifted . The man, restlessly , had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to true to his word . He the post and started to ride out of town. The saddled up bartender of the bar and asked, "Say wandered out , before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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