Jokes to Increase Your Vocabulary

A student came to a young professor's office to discuss an upcoming exam. She glanced down the hall before entering and closed his door, then said, "I would do anything to pass this test." She then leaned closer to him, flipped back her long, blond hair, gazed meaningfully into his eyes and slowly whispered, "I mean... I would do... anything." The professor returned her gaze. "Would you do... anything?" "Yes... anything." He smiled and his voice softened. "Truly... anything?" "ANYthing" she said extra slowly. His voice turned to a whisper. "Would you... study?"