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It's All Relative

Albert Einstein, whose theory of relativity changed the study of physics forever, climbed to the top of a very high mountain to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asked the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" He was surprised to receive an answer at once! The Lord replied, "A minute." So Einstein asked, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replied, "A penny." Then Einstein asked, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replied, "In a minute."

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