Three men were at a bar, drinking beer. Two of the men were talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remained silent. After a while, the first two men turned to the third and asked, "What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?" The third man turned to the first two and said, "Well, I'll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees." The first two men were dumbfounded. "Wow! What happened next?" they asked. The third man took a big swig of his beer, sighed and muttered, "Then she started screaming, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"