Jokes to Increase Your Vocabulary
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One afternoon, a science teacher was lecturing his class in biology. Rather than just talk, he planned a demonstration. So he said to his students, "Let me show you this frog in my jacket pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."