Jokes to Increase Your Vocabulary

Two friends in the town of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada were just fed up with the long, harsh winter, so they went to a travel agent and booked a trip to Australia. They arrived in Australia still wearing their down jackets, wool hats and snow boots. They wandered into an airport pub and sat down. The locals wondered about these strangers, so one of the Aussies walked over to the visitors and said, "G'day, mates. Where'er you from?" One of the Canadians replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan". The Aussie nodded his head in acknowledgement and returned to his table where his buddies asked, "So where are they from?" "Don't know," replied the Aussie. "They don't speak English."