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Three guys were standing around talking about dying when one asked, "What would you like people to say about you as they come to pay their last respects?" The second man said, "I hope they say I was a respected doctor in my field, a good family man, and had lots of friends." The third man said, "I hope they say I was a well spoken attorney, a good citizen, helped my fellow man, and played a mean round of golf." The first man replied, "That's probably what will be said of the two of you. My hope is that when they look down in my coffin they say, 'Look...he's moving'"!

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