Jokes to Increase Your Vocabulary
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Little Nancy was in the yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendly way, "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."