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Two elderly
couples
were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the
memory clinic
you went to last month?"
"Outstanding,"
Fred replied. "They taught us all the
latest
psychological
techniques
-
visualization
,
association
- it has
made a big difference
for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred
went blank
. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile
broke
across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long
stem
and
thorns
?" "
You mean
a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" Then he turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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